7 Things I Learned About Sex From Lesbian Vampire Erotica
#2. Be very gentle (at first)
You really can’t underestimate the power of a light, teasing touch when it comes to making a vamp’s fangs pop. While you probably can’t be as soft as the “sweat trickling down her back over the firm swell of her buttocks,” you should know that sensations like this can really get a woman’s blood pumping.
![Padded Bra: You’re pragmatic
Bandeau Bra: You’re confident.
Built-In Bra: You value convenience.
[What Your Bra Says About You On A Date]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq2paotTZu1qgxypso1_500.jpg)
Padded Bra: You’re pragmatic
Bandeau Bra: You’re confident.
Built-In Bra: You value convenience.
Rollo McFlurry: Private Detective
Cyclops + moustache = $$$
“On a routine space expedition, four regular bowling balls were accidentally bombarded with cosmic rays and gifted with fantastic powers to battle the pinheads of crime. Now, whenever the lights go out and the evil disco ball rears his ugly head, it’s cosmic bowling time!” says designer Ivan Guerrero (aka sirdiddymus). We couldn’t have said it better ourselves. Score Cosmic Bowling now!
- Betsy
1990’s denim X-men Jacket on Delancey.
Mutant Sir Mix-A-Lot Cherry
List found on Ludlow and Hester.
—Chiara trying to convince me to get iced coffee with her while staring directly at me and not looking at the keyboard. This says “get it without milk.”
